And by horror, I mean horror anime. I mean, my goodness, self. You watched Vampire Hunter D and freaked out. You watched Nightwalker and freaked out. Princess Mononoke made you squeamish. Is there anything you can handle?

That’s why, this year, you’re going to try again. I don’t care if the idea of flying body parts fills you with dread. I don’t care if you don’t care much for vampires. You made it through Master of Mosquiton, didn’t you? Suck it up, sit down, and watch some horror anime whether you want to or not.