As Morning Musume is teaching us, losing the game means getting bonked on the head, and tournaments should be taken seriously. Because Rock Paper Scissors is scissor-ous (er, serious) business.

I personally would lose miserably, as I’ve very rarely played it in the course of my life. And I’d probably just want to watch, as I have this thing about getting bonked on the head. But then, I’m a wuss. Well anyway, it’s cute and fun to watch as long as you yourself aren’t in any danger. Play on, girls!