What seemed like a mundane sibling rivalry episode was followed by one of the most epic parodies ever attempted. I can safely say that Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt have gotten one WTF after another outta me as I clearly saw the first scene of Saving Private Ryan played out by none other than sperm soldiers.

Every superhero combination is going to have their disagreements. So when Panty ate Stocking’s pudding, all hell broke loose between the two resulting in Stocking going on a solo mission. Of course, it’s to be expected that Panty comes in to save her later, though before that we saw a little bit of rope play going on. What’s even better is that Stocking looked like she was enjoying it o.O

It’s always funny when the villain takes a back seat when siblings clash, and even funnier when said villain gets in the way, resulting in both of them laying down the smackdown on the poor ghost(s). But then again, I don’t really care for character development in this series, I’d rather have an uber transformation scene like in episode one taking up the screentime. On the side note, we find out that Garterbelt is one of those pedophilic priests we hear on the news. Sucks for Brief.

I really don’t know what I was watching at the start of the second mini-episode, with soldiers in all white storming a hill that strangely resembles a vag…..oh. I don’t know whether I should be disgusted or amazed (which sums up most of my reaction toward this series) but when the tissue boxes came looming over the horizon, I totally lost it. It’s like I saw it coming from a mile away, but am still bowled over by the sheer weight of it.

So it turns out that one was helluva digression on how the tissue box company has had problems recently. Garterbelt himself is plagued by the lack of soft Scotties and is completely backed up to the max until he explodes his afro all over Panty and Stocking. Well you know what they say, pressure bust the pipe. That was undeniably disgusting, but was slightly overshadowed by the hundreds of little sperm soldier ghosts that have frozen the tissue factory in subzero cum.

And the little guys all have little packages too, and appropriately shaped guns. Honestly I don’t know what the whole point of this episode was other than to animate a Normandy a la semen, but it was funny so I don’t really mind. The puns especially cracked me up, like “we finally made it to the bush!!”. But then again, you’d have to be an immature guy (i.e. all guys) to laugh at it. And the punchline at the end was pretty priceless.